The Wise Ass Beanie
DESCRIPTION
Brains and attitude in one knit package. The Wise Ass Beanie shows up in ivory with a sharp-eyed owl patch that sees everything—and probably has a sarcastic comment about it too. Warm, witty, and just a little smug, this winter hat is for the ones who outthink, outsnark, and outlast the cold.
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MATERIALS & SPECIFICATIONS
- Fabric: 70% acrylic, 30% polypropylene
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HOLIDAY EXTENDED RETURNS
***Extended Return Date for all purchases between 11/20/2025 and 12/31/2025, are eligible for return until 1/31/2026.***
The Wise Ass Beanie
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