{"title":"Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"101-3880","title":"Blind Box 1: U R WUT U EET","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou don’t choose the animal. The animal chooses you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eU R WUT U EET is a blind box drop\u003c\/strong\u003e inspired by the most commonly eaten animals in the world, twisted through the Goorin food chain. Every box contains one mystery animal hat, but the odds are flipped: the most commonly eaten animal is the rarest pull, and the least common is the one you’re most likely to land.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAppetite varies. So do the odds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eInside each sealed pack is one surprise style from the collection. You might get Flake, Chevon, Sushi, Venison, Squab, Mutton, Beef, Pork, or the elusive Mystery edition. No complaining about what's on your plate, just unhinge your jaw and go. No peeking. No picking.  No swapping your fate. (We don't even know what's in each.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eOnce it’s opened, it’s yours. All blind box sales are final. \u003cstrong\u003eNo returns, no exchanges, no “but I wanted the beef.” That’s the whole game.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBuy the bag. Take the odds. Eat what you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAfter all, in the wild, you don't get to choose your next meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eImportant Details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEach blind box contains one randomly selected hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eStyles are packed at different rarity levels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou cannot choose which animal you receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eDuplicate styles are possible if ordering multiple boxes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Goorin Bros.","offers":[{"title":"Multi Color \/ One Size","offer_id":47776688603188,"sku":"101-3880-MULTI-O\/S","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2532\/9670\/files\/101-3880-MULTI-D01.jpg?v=1780005138"}],"url":"https:\/\/goorin.mx\/en\/collections\/blind-box-1-u-r-wut-u-eet.oembed","provider":"Goorin Bros.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}